A little play I wrote about a UPS delivery guy, Will, and his girlfriend, Tracie.

A man in a UPS shirt and no pants is fucking his girlfriend. He is about to come.

WILL: Delivery for Tracie.

TRACIE: I’m Tracie.

WILL: Where do you want it?

TRACIE: The desk is fine.

Tracie points to her chest.He comes a lot all over her chest.He looks at her, confused.

WILL: What’s your last name?

TRACIE: Truman.

WILL: Thanks.

Will puts his pants on.

TRACIE: This is for suite 800!

Silence.