This guy just cut in line. He said to me, and I quote, “I have a baby”. I asked him if he was talking to me or his phone and he just repeated “I have a baby”, which lead me to the conclusion that he uses this baby to do lots of shady things. The sad thing is, this kid is adorable and is very talented at making the cutest toddler noises. Too bad he’s stuck in this front harness listening to his dad yell “I don’t care I you can’t find the form Steven! Open Excel and make a new one! Does the word Orlando mean nothing to you!”
