So my trip to Detroit is starting out horribly. Due to some glitch, I was not allowed to check in. I am standing in a line called “special services” while my plane is boarding. Meanwhile, I am standing behind this dude. He’s been on the phone for the last 45 minutes. Apparently, he just sold a two year syndication deal of Judge Judy to someone and he’s given someone directions from London to Prague on the Eurorail. As you can see, he’s on a headset, so he’s talking louder than necessary. I assume the things in the huge standing bag in the left are skiis. He’s got on ill fitting Prada slacks and has said the phrase “killer deal” many, many times. It can only get worse.

So my trip to Detroit is starting out horribly. Due to some glitch, I was not allowed to check in. I am standing in a line called “special services” while my plane is boarding. Meanwhile, I am standing behind this dude. He’s been on the phone for the last 45 minutes. Apparently, he just sold a two year syndication deal of Judge Judy to someone and he’s given someone directions from London to Prague on the Eurorail. As you can see, he’s on a headset, so he’s talking louder than necessary. I assume the things in the huge standing bag in the left are skiis. He’s got on ill fitting Prada slacks and has said the phrase “killer deal” many, many times. It can only get worse.