Ladies magazines, you can’t just say “touch your clitoris?”. That seems like a more straightforward approach to an orgasm than “Sychronize Your Breathing”.
It’s official! First segment airs tonight!
I’m the new female host on Current TV’s Infomania and my first piece airs tonight. It’s dedicated to my mom, who is awesome and deserves for me to tell jokes at her expense. I am super flattered to be replacing the talented Sarah Haskins on the show. She is off to do fun things in Hollywood.
This pretty much sums up my taste.
Hey dummy, that’s not how you smoke a cigar.
I’m gonna catch shit for this.
Compare Born Into Brothels to the HBO documentary Blindsided and you will see the stark difference between severe social problems in the world and the problems the white elite. In Blindsided, you’ll spend an hour listening to a family dealing with a son who looses his sight from a genetic disorder. I feel bad for this kid, it certainly seems like a difficult thing to go through. However, when a nanny and a private school principal talk to the camera about how sad the family was during the ordeal, I wonder how I am supposed to be sympathetic to a kid who has the money and support system to deal with his problem.
Way to be medoicre HBO.
Yeah, we got your stuff!
The eggs Benedict from The Flowering Tree. No creme deliciousness on top of quinoa cakes.
Please see The Bounty Hunter! They need you to see it!
From a balloon animal kit. Please enjoy.
I hope I am not the 90,000th person to make this joke. Ok, here it goes:
“I shot the cellphone”
