Me+ Ed Crasnick + Alie & Georgia = Fun way to spend last Tuesday
Last Tuesday I had the pleasure of joining uber talent Ed Crasnick on his show, along with the funny, gorgeous and smart Alie and Georgia, of Drinks with Alie and Georgia and inventors of the McNuggetini.
Check it out and decide for yourself if I’m more entertaining when I’m wearing my glasses.
I seriously considered taking the apple I was eating from my mouth and throwing it out my office door as a co-worker walked by.
If I did it, which I didn’t, I think I know what would happen:
He would be pissed and confused. And I would be laughing, because I’d be so delighted that I actually did it. Which would be uncomfortable. And I like uncomfortable situations.
Since I’m a quick thinker, on account of growing up poor, I’d say to him that I was aiming for the trashcan and missed, and then I’d have to hope that he wouldn’t ask why I throw apples away with such brute force.
He’d still be mad and confused all the way home. And at dinner, he’d tell his girlfriend or mom or boyfriend the story. And no one would believe him! Cause it’s unbelievable…. a co-worker hurling fruit at your face from the comfort of her ergonomic chair. And everyone would want to hear about what an awful person I am and why I would do something like that, and he’d start in on me and what an awful person I am outside of this incident. How I talk on the phone too loud and watch PS22 sing “”Pictures of You” over and over again, crying loudly every time they sang the lyric “There was nothing in the world that I ever wanted more, than to feel you deep in my heart”, and how I yell “GODDAMNIT” everyday at 4:38 because the sun starts to set and blinds me while I stare into my computer but I never do anything about it.
And they’d have a real lively conversation. And they’d feel alive.
And it would all be because of me! …. and my lack of impulse control….and because I’m kind of a jerk.
I really enjoy watching Infomania (which I catch on Hulu.com), but I always wondered why it’s only men who do the reporting. THANK YOU SO MUCH for finding a woman, Erin Gibson, who is BRILLIANT. I loved her work on roommatingshow.com, and I’m so glad to see her on Infomania! The Modern Lady spot looks hilarious, and excellent graphics—kudos to whoever was able to include a shiny dildo among the other lady-like objects floating around in the background.
I’m the new female host on Current TV’s Infomania and my first piece airs tonight. It’s dedicated to my mom, who is awesome and deserves for me to tell jokes at her expense. I am super flattered to be replacing the talented Sarah Haskins on the show. She is off to do fun things in Hollywood.