May 2012
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A Drunk Lady's Bedtime Routine
#1 Take off shoes.
#2 Get into bed.
#3 Grab a tissue and sloppily rub makeup around face.
#4 Search Gmail for ex-boyfriend’s emails/chats.
#5 Look at photo of ex-boyfriend and his labrador at the beach from an email with the subject line “Wish you were here!”
#6 Full screen photo and apologize to it.
#7 Gchat someone and ask that person if he/she thinks you’re pretty....
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WatchIn case you didn’t hear the news, I am a new writer at Funny or Die. For my first sketch, I cast a bunch of hot actors in this serious piece about surviving a John Travolta hand job.
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