A Drunk Lady's Bedtime Routine
#1 Take off shoes. #2 Get into bed. #3 Grab a tissue and sloppily rub makeup around face. #4 Search Gmail for ex-boyfriend’s emails/chats. #5 Look at photo of ex-boyfriend and his labrador at the beach from an email with the subject line “Wish you were here!” #6 Full screen photo and apologize to it. #7 Gchat someone and ask that person if he/she thinks you’re pretty....
In case you didn’t hear the news, I am a new writer at Funny or Die. For my first sketch, I cast a bunch of hot actors in this serious piece about surviving a John Travolta hand job.