January 2010
13 posts
Sexual Delivery
A little play I wrote about a UPS delivery guy, Will, and his girlfriend, Tracie.
A man in a UPS shirt and no pants is fucking his girlfriend. He is about to come.
WILL: Delivery for Tracie.
TRACIE: I’m Tracie.
WILL: Where do you want it?
TRACIE: The desk is fine.
Tracie points to her chest.He comes a lot all over her chest.He looks at her, confused.
WILL: What’s your last...
Some ways I may accidently die
We’ve all thought about it, right? Here’s my top 5:
- I wear a lot of scarfs. One day I light the stove for a pot of tea, my scarf catches fire, I burn alive. When they find me, I am a pile of ashes flanked by two completely untouched boots.
- I am texting in the car. I hit a light pole. I press “Send” before I die. The message is “Stop being a faggot and tell me...
Inspiration for 2010
I’ve been doing a lot of reflecting about 2009. Instead of writing specific, descriptive statements illustrating the lessons I’ve learned this past year, I wrote some pretty fantastic inspirational tid bits. Please, if you’re inspired by them, feel free to post them as your status on your facebook, write them down to fill a blank greeting card, or use instead of...