May 2010
12 posts
An awesome email from a new/old fan
I really enjoy watching Infomania (which I catch on Hulu.com), but I always wondered why it’s only men who do the reporting. THANK YOU SO MUCH for finding a woman, Erin Gibson, who is BRILLIANT. I loved her work on roommatingshow.com, and I’m so glad to see her on Infomania! The Modern Lady spot looks hilarious, and excellent graphics—kudos to whoever was able to include a...
It's official! First segment airs tonight!
I’m the new female host on Current TV’s Infomania and my first piece airs tonight. It’s dedicated to my mom, who is awesome and deserves for me to tell jokes at her expense. I am super flattered to be replacing the talented Sarah Haskins on the show. She is off to do fun things in Hollywood.
April 2010
2 posts
March 2010
6 posts
I'm gonna catch shit for this.
Compare Born Into Brothels to the HBO documentary Blindsided and you will see the stark difference between severe social problems in the world and the problems the white elite. In Blindsided, you’ll spend an hour listening to a family dealing with a son who looses his sight from a genetic disorder. I feel bad for this kid, it certainly seems like a difficult thing to go through. However,...
February 2010
19 posts
The Indigenous Flowers of Southern California
Check out this Funny or Die webseries I did with the very talented writer director Mitch Magee and a truckload of talented UCB people. I show up in Episode 2 as Campbell’s estranged wife.
The Indigenous Flowers of Southern California Ep. 1 - watch more funny videos
The Indigenous Flowers of Southern California Ep. 2 - watch more funny videos
The Indigenous Flowers of...
Tattoo Help
So I am thinking about getting another tattoo. I have too many options. Let me know if any of these jump out as you as “rad” or “awesome”.
A kitten tattooed on my lady piece. Her tiny kitten arms stretch to my inner thighs where they are grabbing on for dear life. In Olde English font it reads “hang in there” (all lowercase, cause it’s cuter).
A sweet lower back tattoo of a toddler sitting in a...
January 2010
13 posts
Sexual Delivery
A little play I wrote about a UPS delivery guy, Will, and his girlfriend, Tracie.
A man in a UPS shirt and no pants is fucking his girlfriend. He is about to come.
WILL: Delivery for Tracie.
TRACIE: I’m Tracie.
WILL: Where do you want it?
TRACIE: The desk is fine.
Tracie points to her chest.He comes a lot all over her chest.He looks at her, confused.
WILL: What’s your last...
Some ways I may accidently die
We’ve all thought about it, right? Here’s my top 5:
- I wear a lot of scarfs. One day I light the stove for a pot of tea, my scarf catches fire, I burn alive. When they find me, I am a pile of ashes flanked by two completely untouched boots.
- I am texting in the car. I hit a light pole. I press “Send” before I die. The message is “Stop being a faggot and tell me...