January 2012
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December 2011
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Throwing Shade Ep 8. Try not to die from all the... →
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Merry Christmas from The Bachmanns!
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Throwing Shade EP 7 - Tim Tebow, Manhunt... →
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Live chat with me and Bryan Safi right now. Ask me... →
November 2011
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Episode 3 of Throwing Shade. I left a date to make... →
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Ladies, Leave Ryan Gosling Alone!
Have you heard of Ryan Gosling? Of course you have! If you’re not head over heels in love with him, you know a woman between the ages of 12 and 90 who is. I don’t care what People Magazine says, women across the world (and probably universe) have made it pretty clear that when it’s a question of who the sexiest man alive is, Gosling is the only answer.
Here’s what makes...
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The Mess in Mississippi
As a Southerner, it’s no surprise to me that Mississippi, the home of mud pie and vintage race relations, came up with Initiative 26, which would declare a person as “every human being from the moment of fertilization, cloning or the functional equivalent thereof.” During Tuesday’s general election, the initiative failed, which means women can still get abortions (at the one...
September 2011
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Michele Bachmann does not like Rick Perry’s mandate to vaccinate young, innocent, fragile girls with the HPV vaccine. Watch as she explains her views on the issue in this exclusive from Funny or Die.
Written by Erin Gibson and Bryan Safi
Special thanks to Ryan Perez
August 2011
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Entertainment Hollywood LIVE! Wednesday, September... →
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Michelle Bachmann’s Migraines
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July 2011
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You’ll love what these guys have to say about what makes the perfect wife.
Stila Galmoureyes Mascara
Do you like drinking? Then please don’t buy this mascara.
It’s fantastic going on. Made my lashes long and beautiful and full, just like Beyonce’s. Then, one night, I had two glasses of Malbec** and fell asleep with a full face of makeup.
I would have preferred to wake up to an under-eye black with smudgy, gross mascara, as per usual. Instead, mascara flakes infiltrated my...
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June 2011
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"Ask Erin" Volume 1 Issue 1
@P_Gardner Which Baldwin brother defines you as a person?I’d have to say Billy Baldwin. His resting face is how I look when disorientated from a nap or really drunk, so I assume we have everything else in common… including our love of vintage bird paintings and Trader Joe’s garlic hummus dip. @HouseofGlib At what point does a person risk becoming too awesome? Trick question! One can...
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A very detailed list of my fears
I’m deathly afraid of clowns
…. with knives Spiders with knives Ghosts with knives Rollercoasters with knives Public speaking with knives Open spaces with knives Dentists with knives Heights with knives
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Erin Gibson and Bryan Safi Talk Texas, Comedy and... →
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Did you know a large number of women are posting the process of taking pregnancy tests on YouTube? I found one made by my idiot cousin, Denise.
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May 2011
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We’re all sad that Oprah left our afternoons empty and cold and hopeless and depressing and lacking joy. But the good news is that there are tons of people who are perfectly capable replacements for the Queen of Daytime.
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Powerful Politicians and their Wayard Weiners
Head of the International Monetary Fund, Dominique Strauss-Kahn allegedly attacked and sexually assaulted a hotel maid. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted to fathering a son with his housekeeper. Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is infamous for his highly sexual bunga bunga parties. Why do men who run the world need so much sex? Well, I know the answer. And when I tell you what it is,...
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I took a pole dancing class. It did not go well.
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Me+ Ed Crasnick + Alie & Georgia = Fun way to...
Last Tuesday I had the pleasure of joining uber talent Ed Crasnick on his show, along with the funny, gorgeous and smart Alie and Georgia, of Drinks with Alie and Georgia and inventors of the McNuggetini.
Check it out and decide for yourself if I’m more entertaining when I’m wearing my glasses.
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Ed Crasnick
Alie and Georgia
Alie Ward
Georgia Hardstark
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Apple to the face
I seriously considered taking the apple I was eating from my mouth and throwing it out my office door as a co-worker walked by.
If I did it, which I didn’t, I think I know what would happen:
He would be pissed and confused. And I would be laughing, because I’d be so delighted that I actually did it. Which would be uncomfortable. And I like uncomfortable situations.
Since I’m...