It’s a shame how many Miss USA contestants had hands attached to their faces to gain a competitive edge, but the real tragedy is the full-hand breast covers Miss Pennsylvania opted for.
The last Gay of Thrones! It’s here, it’s queer and bitch is pissed!
Brought to you by me, Jonathan van Ness, Brad Schultz, John Ford and Matt Mazany.
See you for season 4!
SOUND THE ALARM! WE’RE ALMOST OUT OF TICKETS!!
Portland, Seattle, San Fran, Minneapolis and Chicago! We’re almost out of tickets! Holy moly!
And East Coast! OH GOD! We’re almost sold out in Toronto and Boston!
WE’RE SO EXCITED! TOO EXCITED!
NEED A VALIUM/ROBAXIN/ZANAFLEX!
GET TICKETS BEFORE WE SELL OUT!
OH GOD! WHERE’S NICKI MASSAGE WHEN YOU NEED HER?
(she’s our personal, live-in masseuse)
We re-cut the Red Wedding scene from this week’s “Game of Thrones” to my favorite sad Rufus Wainwright song, “In a Graveyard”, in this week’s “Gay of Thrones.”
Michele Bachmann is leaving office, but Marcus is just getting started.